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The Latest 2017 Beauty and Style Tips

Hey hey hey, fashion lovers, it’s me, Margaret! As you know, I always try to do my best to keep you readers up to date with what’s going on in the world…of style and beauty, of course! Hahaha I bet you probably thought I meant the real world where very real threats to people’s dignity… Continue reading The Latest 2017 Beauty and Style Tips

humor maybe · Style

Beauty Tricks: How to Pinch your Pennies

Ladies, we’ve all been there. You’re standing in SuperTarget under the harsh fluorescent lights scientifically¬†designed to make you feel like the Before picture, angrily looking at the outrageous prices of products that will essentially just paint over your face. You’re cursing the patriarchy and wondering why the hell men don’t have to shell out the… Continue reading Beauty Tricks: How to Pinch your Pennies

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Style Inspiration #1: Jenny from “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”

I decided to make a new series about my Style Inspirations- either from childhood or now, kind of jokingly, kind of not. Why? Because I can AND I JUST DID AND I AM THE MASTER OF MY FATE AND THE CAPTAIN OF MY SOUL AND THE ADMIN OF THIS BLOG. Enjoy! Listen, “Sabrina the Teenage… Continue reading Style Inspiration #1: Jenny from “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”